Tuesday, 24 April 2012

A Declaration

I like to cook food, but not as much as I like to eat food. When I don't have anything else to do, I cook food and then I eat food, and then I feel better. However, there is a lot of food in the world, so much so that I am unable to hold all that food in my mind at once. So when the ennui of a Sunday mid afternoon knaws at my soul, and the Sunday afternoon panic buying in Tescos reaches fever pitch, I will not need to exercise my imagination to decide what food to cook. I will refer to this blog with its handy labels and Google (TM) powered search function, and I will cast out the hollow ache of the human condition, and replace it with food of the highest calibre.

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